Oh just hanging out with the god of time.
bettydraperies said: where is the beauty contract tbh?
we all live in a pokemon world!
Ted’s wifey dreams of him when she sleeps aww
she just wiggled in her sleep!!!
kittje and I are both trying to get our beardies to eat mango over snapchat. It is not working.
they both got the “eat it or wear it” punishment too
Ted’s wife sent me these
yes it was a giant turd in her bathtub (a tupperware container) and when we took her out she wasn’t finished and made the last bits of turd in our bathtub. terrible.
Gible with some photos of her husband ted
So in other news, Ted got married to a lovely lizard he met over Snapchat.
:’) that’s my lizerd Gible. She is passed out from all the marriage excitement
the internet is a place for lizards
wanna take a peek?