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Oh just hanging out with the god of time.

bettydraperies said: where is the beauty contract tbh?

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truly a model

truly a model

my beautiful girl

my beautiful girl

we all live in a pokemon world!

pastoriagym:

Ted’s wifey dreams of him when she sleeps aww

she just wiggled in her sleep!!!

pastoriagym:

Ted’s wifey dreams of him when she sleeps aww

she just wiggled in her sleep!!!

pastoriagym:

kittje and I are both trying to get our beardies to eat mango over snapchat. It is not working.

they both got the “eat it or wear it” punishment too

pastoriagym:

Ted’s wife sent me these

yes it was a giant turd in her bathtub (a tupperware container) and when we took her out she wasn’t finished and made the last bits of turd in our bathtub. terrible.

SHE’S POSING AND SMILING OMG

SHE’S POSING AND SMILING OMG

Gible with some photos of her husband ted

pastoriagym:

So in other news, Ted got married to a lovely lizard he met over Snapchat.

:’) that’s my lizerd Gible. She is passed out from all the marriage excitement

the internet is a place for lizards

i don’t think you can handle all this sexyleg

i don’t think you can handle all this sexyleg

best 5$ i’ve ever spent

best 5$ i’ve ever spent

wanna take a peek?

wanna take a peek?