Ted’s wife sent me these
yes it was a giant turd in her bathtub (a tupperware container) and when we took her out she wasn’t finished and made the last bits of turd in our bathtub. terrible.
Gible with some photos of her husband ted
So in other news, Ted got married to a lovely lizard he met over Snapchat.
:’) that’s my lizerd Gible. She is passed out from all the marriage excitement
the internet is a place for lizards
wanna take a peek?
lizard is incredible. she feels like moving. she moves a whole 3 steps. she stops moving halfway down stairs. and just sits there for hours
tail long, money long, me and broke lizards we don’t get along.
lizard is 10000000% done with my bullshit. seriously watch this.
hello these are my childs